Who Farted! Sorry who Mess?

Men its so crazy how naive one could be while growing, one seems to be oblivious to the most glaring things. when i look back at those times i can't help but tap my self on the head an say to myself " boy were you daft! gbrrrrrrrr... i cant imagine that once in my life i thought the only benefit of having females around was to pummel them back and forth in a show of male dominance ( i thank my sister for knocking that painfully out of my system) anyways, there was this particular incident that happened when i was in J.S.S2 ( puberty was the order as at then making me know a little next to nothing about the female psyche) .It was lunch break in school and i had just finished my snack and then decided to go chat up a busty babe with a friend of mine called Kelly ( Don't be surprised, back then the Girls were budding grrreeeeaat).
Sasuke- Kelly quick chop abeg make we go follow Cynthia yarn
(stuffing the last morsel of food down his throat he grunts)
Kelly- make we go,she suppose drop small current for boys
(imagine our thinking then, how old where we? we made our way up the flight of stairs heading straight into the class room. with our prey in sight we were Locked,cocked and ready)
Sasuke- sup Cynthia how are you doing(Staring at her face temporary before lowering it down to the goods)
Cynthia- Sasuke, Kelly how are you doing( taping the empty seat beside her)
Kelly and i immediately rushed at the invitation.i was however able to ass wrestle him into picking the seat behind thus taking my spot beside the budding, sorry budded juggernauts
Sasuke- Cynthia can i take a look at your Intro tech note book? (placing my elbows in an advantageous position ,if you grab my drift.)
Cynthia checks her bag and pulls the note out, placing the book between us as she puts her arms behind my chair for her convenience i guess!
i done jam jackpot oh! my elbows are doing over drive now Kelly is frustrated all of a sudden there is this pungent, shattering, gut wrenching, sinuses tickling aroma that perforates the air around us, immediately Cynthia excuses herself immediately she walks out the class room i spin towards Kelly
Sasuke-Kelly why you mess
Kelly- You dey Crase na you mess monkey
Sasuke-Kelly no even think say make you hold am see am you done pursue the girl now
Kelly- Sasuke i no mess oh!
Sasuke -me i no mess too but Kelly you sure?
Kelly- Haba how i go mess no be me
Sasuke -So Kelly if you no mess and i no mess then who come mess?
(oh boy na the very question wey Jam set for their 1996 English paper be that.)
Cynthia walks in looking unruffled and the elbow services continued from the last termination point. the annoying thing about the incidence was that i took a while before Kelly was able to convince me and i him dat we were both victims. in conclusion i would like my fellow bloggers to please help me out of this dilemma by providing an answer to that jam question above.
Yours Sasuke